stranger hoes

random bitches one seeks when trying to get one's D' wet

Guy #1: I want to get my D' wet
Guy #2: You got to go get some stranger hoes

by Expert Ho Getter June 12, 2011

New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.

"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"

by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013

high hoes

Either hoes that are high or hoes that transcend human spirituality.

I have high hoes now.

by Vladowschewitch March 21, 2016

colonie hoes

Colonie hoes will cheat on their boyfriend, send nudes to other guys while they have a boyfriend, kiss other boys while they have a boyfriend, they talk to other boys while they have a boyfriend, which is also known as CHEATING. Cheating is what a typical colonie girl will do😕

Colonie hoes

by A random Colonie boy May 19, 2016

Ripped Hoes

A hooker or easy person who is so incredibly muscular, that one is more threatened than attracted.

"Dude I was definitely gonna slide in this Ripped Hoes DM's but then I saw her biceps and I don't know man, now she just scares me"

by NaveRetsel October 17, 2016

Healthy Hoes

Hoes that are in good shape. Could be that hottie at the Running for Brews 5k or the thick chick you can't keep your eyes off of when she's squatting at the gym.

You running this next 5k with me?!

No way, but I'll be there to cheer you on tho... Definitely going to be some healthy hoes there!

by YoungBC-727 October 26, 2016

trii-hoes

Disgusting groupies of CB reg known as Trii-House.

Wow did you see all that Trii-Hoes ganging on a girl who dared to say girls aren't disgusting pigs? Pathetic, I must say.

by handlermaster December 13, 2016