fungus crown

To slap one in the forehead with your manmeat, in such a manner as to cause a mushroom shaped bruise, on said forehead. Repeat as necessary to create the bruising effect. Or, as desired.

by EnriqueTDL October 21, 2003

pink crowbar

Johnson, cock, dick, you get the idea.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my pink crowbar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

Cameron Crowe

Writer, Director, and Producer. Cameron Crowe is best known for his ability to tie his cult-classics with Rock'n'Roll soundtracks.

His films include but are not limited to:

Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982), Say Anything (1989), Singles (1992), Jerry Maguire (1996), Almost Famous (2000), and Vanilla Sky (2001).

Cameron Crowe has managed to make films that reflect the emotions, views, struggles, victories, quirks, and lives of generations for many years.

by TattooedGoodGirl June 11, 2006

multi-croccing

the intentional or unintentional act of wearing different colored crocs on each foot. an upcoming trend seemingly having originated in the Big Easy.

"Look at that dude, he's wearing one blue croc and one orange croc... He be multi-croccing."

by salamasana May 15, 2007

cracklin' crotch

1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.

2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef

When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"

by bettybabe May 8, 2010

cum crotch

The unpleasant aroma emitting from a female pelvic area containing post coitus egaculate hours or even days later.

I would sit next to you in class, but then I would also have to sit next to the girl with cum crotch.

by Chiins January 5, 2014

Salty Crotch

The rim of salt you accumulate in your crotch from eating salty tortila chips.

"Girl do you want some tequila to go with that salty crotch?"

by Thepimp&escorts July 3, 2014