the out of control nip

When two good friends (usually girls) are lying on a couch next to each other eating snacks together, laughing, and watching TV, and then out of nowhere, they start wiggling their bodies, going crazy, and screaming like linda blair from the exorcist!

Ali: Hahahaha this is my fave episode of family guy.

Hayley: I know, but before it starts, its time for.....

Ali: The out of control nip!

Both girls: AHHHA AHHH AHAHHAAH AHOOOOOO AFHADLIEJAO

by yoguyz May 17, 2009

Cruise control

The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men. All of the 5 men penetrate their assigned orifice for 6 minutes, and then switch off. The total time for the activity is 30 minutes. Cruise Control is mainly intended to humiliate the woman in question

Girl: For my boyfriend's birthday, I agreed to Cruise Control him and his four closest friends. I think I got to know each of them a little bit better after their cocks were in me.

by White Bread May 1, 2006

self control

Being able to retain ownership of the remote in a large family is known as having self control.

He can watch anything he wants, anytime he wants regardless of how many others would rather be watching something different. Now that's what I call self control.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

Girth Control

A woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.

It looks like Kirstie Alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia; she must be on girth control.

by octopus-5 January 25, 2010

Cruise Control

Receiving a blowjob or handjob from the passenger while driving the vehicle.
(Pun meaning the driver is "cruising" in the car, while the passenger is "controlling" the driver's penis)

"I was gettin' some cruise control the other day in the car, it was great!"

or

Friend: "Dude, what took you so long to get here?!"
You: (Spoken in a sarcastic manner) "I was on cruise control the whole way here."

by Larzz69 October 13, 2009

gun control

1.) holding the gun with two hands

Griff: "wow that man has gun control...look at that...."

by J Do May 20, 2008

peace control

when you box a dog water player with no earnings like a fish an they cant do any thing about it.

“hi im peace control cam you literally suck kid get boxed im about to 200 pump you with this frickin spazz your literally dog water get some earnings”

by peace control cam December 19, 2020