borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

borked by asdf November 17, 2002

Order of the Broken Wrist 

A man that is known to be gay.

Man #1: "Dude, Joe sure seems to get a lot of ladies."

Man #2: "Naw, not him. He is a member of the Order of the Broken Wrist."

Man #1: "No kidding? I thought he liked girls."

Order of the Broken Wrist by rushing1 May 11, 2008

Broken Finger

To insert a finger up a females vagina, but it gets stuck. The only way to release the stress is to cut it off.

"Dude! What happened to your hand?" " I have a broken finger."

Broken Finger by rustysanchez95 April 19, 2009

broken

Absolute gender confusion caused by exposure to a trap or reverse trap. Will leave the victim helpless & questioning their sexuality.
Done for lulz.

"I don’t care anymore. Just shoot me. No way there’s a penis on this. None. I won’t accept it." <-- Typical response of a thoroughly broken victim.

broken by Kikimaru August 18, 2008

Borking 

The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.

"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"

Borking by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010

Broken Squirt Gun

Its when you put Duct Tape around your cock and piss hole and then Violently Masturbate so that when you climax your Cum has nowhere to go, like a Broken Squirt Gun,(Squirt Guns would always jam up with water)

Dude, I'm so bored you wanna go outside and play with Broken Squirt Guns.

Broken Squirt Gun by Flying Purple People July 19, 2009

broken heart 

When the one who is your whole world suddenly destroys any ounce of self esteem you have left by breaking it off with you to be wit some stanky bitch you hate. He never gives you the real reason of why he left, he makes up every excuse in the book of why it's your fault. Then when you try to be civilwith him he completely ignores you. You're so in love that you have your best friend talk to him because all you want to know is WHY. Then your friend asks why he wouldn't at least be your friend and he makes up the shitty excuse of " because the breakup didn't go well" no shit. I am completely and utterlyin love with yiou and everything was fine until suddenly you woke up and decided to shatter my heart into a million pieces. Then when it's been 2 years and you've been depressed and let yourself go, gaining at least 50 pounds, you haven't even tried getting with other guys because he is the only one you want, and the worst part is, he probably doesn't even know that you still think about him everyday and you still hurt in your heart every second because of him. you see he is happy, he has a new girl,You envyher and you loathehis happiness. You just want him to feel how you feel,worthless of anyone and anything. You try to explain to your friends what your going through and they just don't get it. They tell you everything will be okay eventually. It won't be okay it will never be okay. And you will NEVER get over him.

Person: whatever happened to Miranda?She was such a beautiful, outgoing, happy person!

Best friend: She was perfectly fine until that asshatKyler gave her a damn broken heart.

broken heart by Shockey27 June 4, 2013