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a big dump of waste from the body
i went to the bathroom and had a borkeny
borkeny by funnyfaceface January 13, 2009
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a mindset of not taking shit from people; an attitude. a way of being.
woah that girl is mad borkeny.
borkeny by sambouuuuu August 26, 2010

borkenshire 

borkenshire evolved over several weeks, beginning from the word "bork" referencing to the website starcraftdream.com, when a member's posts were all edited to swedish chef therefore ending every post in bork bork bork. it was truly ownage. but it was difficult calling something a bork, because at that point we all used bork just as a subsitute for laughter, so randomly i said hah borkenshire and it was instantly humorous, and borkenshire has been used ever since.

the borkenshire refers to anything of gay antics or just a funny situation, or a stupid ignorant loser.
1. jesus christ that party was a borkenshire, no one would dance and denny left early to go get high without me.

2. hahaha jonathan dropped his snapple on the floor and it shattered making a huge mess, that was a fucking borkenshire.

3. christian is a borkenshire, did u see him looking at porn on his laptop in spanish? hahaha
borkenshire by trill will December 25, 2008
when you are broken beyond repair. so broken that you are borken. unable to form sentences or words properly
my computer is borken
i am borken
my whole life is borken
borken by mani 4 December 12, 2018
An absolutely awesome Irish/German with a great personality. Oh yeah, and they are funny
"OMG that guy is funny" "He must be a Borkey"
Borkey by jamminjive May 19, 2010
(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)
Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"
borken by Mort June 13, 2004
Boreny is what you get when you are both bored out of your mind, and horny. This is usally a double negative, since if you're alone it often leads to masturbation.
"Man, I'm so fuckin' boreny."
Boreny by Alex M Croft April 17, 2007
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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