taked

"Taked" is the simple past form created by a student called Florian from Germany.

He taked his bike to ride to school.
He taked his mothers money to buy food.

by txkyc May 29, 2019

Tentacle tard

-noun

1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.

2.) A mentally retarded squid.

Dude 1: Where's Jim?
Dude 2: Playing World of Warcraft.
Dude 3: Jim's such a fucking tentacle tard.

by Mr snuggle mittenz December 31, 2008

half tard

People who can become spastic at any random time making random noises or outbursts for no reason; Not clinically retarded but exemplifying similar traits; Not right in the head. Usually indigenous to the inner neighborhoods of Philadelphia.

Bunch of half tards around here.

by JoeNJ2 April 13, 2011

/b/tard

someone who spends all their time on 4chan's image board /b/.
this person usually knows all kinds of internet words and acronyms such as gtfo, newfag, oldfag, and candlejack (oh shi-).
a /b/tard can usually be seen by their knowledge of all things random, and their knowledge of fellow /b/tards.
hello anon.

tl;dr.

gtfo of my /--/ you /b/tard and get back to /b/!

by femanonn August 3, 2008

taped

fucked up the ass,screwed
used on the living end message board.

that guy is sure taped alright.

by spy September 11, 2003

Nave-tard 3000

A Poorly Programmed Android.

Nave-Tard 3000 is trying to walk but is unsuccessful because he is pointed at the corner of the room and continues bumping into the wall.

by Horman Hotsauce August 9, 2006

p-tard

Short for the word phucktard. Someone who is extremely stupid, moronic, and a complete fucking idiot.

The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." and reduced further to "p-tard".

My ex is the biggest p-tard in the world!

by "L" November 2, 2008