i beats

Something you utter just as you beat someone.

Guy 1: "I beats!" *whack*
Guy 2: *sad face*

by haysupqtpai June 18, 2008

Beat Happening

The Beat Happening is an Indie band that formed in the 80's. Their label is K Records. They're a band that many people turned to in a time of MTV's unfortunate popularity. Beat Happening were leaders in the Indie wave that many of us are all fond of nowadays. The band is from Olympia, WA. Characterized by Calvin Johnson's deep voice, rhythmic, yet not overdone guitar play, and beat producing drum playing, Beat Happening provides some good music for those of you that are just sick of listening to the force-fed shit that you get from MTV.

Good Beat Happening songs include: Cry for a Shadow, Indian Summer, Hot Chocolate Boy, You Turn Me On, Foggy Eyes....

by Fuck You Music Television June 25, 2008

Wife Beating

An event in which 2 or more people drive around in a second or third generation Pontiac Tans-Am or Chevy Camaro wearing wife beaters and aviators. This event typically involves listening to loud 1980's rock music and various types of careless driving.

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to go wife beating tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure i'll go fire up my Camaro"

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

beat jon

A girl that dies her hair blonde and forgets what box she used, so she has 2 color blondes in her hair. She has huge chapped lips w/ white lip stick on them. She thinks it's funny/cute that ppl throw food at her.

Aim your food at the beat jon.

by khjil April 18, 2005

droppin a beat

To drop ones pants and masturbate profusely as in making music. In certain atmospheres it is popular to masturbate to the music of the pornography therefore dropping a beat. A.K.A Jacking Off, Masturbating, Choking the Chicken, Spanking the Monkey

Bob: Yo dude I heard this weird smacking noise in your room.
Jim: Yeah dude I was droppin a beat.
Bob: Gross you better not have gotten some milk juice on my keyboard

by D-Mo Money December 31, 2007

Jungle Beat

The act of banging on the breasts of a women while simultaneously cumming in her mouth.

Shit son, I just gave that hoe the wetest jungle beat that bitch has ever had.

by Rainbowedyoa55 April 2, 2008

beat the bacon

Where you jack off your lovers dick while your lover wears a pig mask after ejaculating your lovers shits in your mouth and make out right after

The whole night last night I beat the bacon with Nick

by Underc_overdude April 15, 2020