Salami Slam

Cum on a girl's face and a piece of salami then hit her with it.

"I gave Debbie a mean salami slam last night."

by peanutheadG December 27, 2011

Grand Slam

When a woman orgasms so intensly she squirts, pees, shits and even starts her period.

That wasn't an orgasm, that was a grand slam.

by squirty girl April 21, 2012

BUTT SLAM

A butt slam is when a girl lays down in bed with her man, and she slams her butt into him. Butt slams are a plea for a midnight butt massage. Fierce begging includes multiple butt slams. When pleas are ignored for a simple, relaxing butt/hip massage, or upon being provoked to irritation, butt slamming also turns into a weapon of beating him up. A well-aimed butt slam can take any man out.

Butt slams are a more severe form of begging for a butt/hip massage than the butt wiggle.

"No more butt slams!!"

That's what I do to show my husband that I would like a massage, in the process of turning my back to him to lay down against him, my butt is purposely slammed into him. That is your que to touch!

by No-Respecks! December 13, 2009

grand slam

To awake one fine morn, and verily discover one's matress resembling a ordinance survey map with a rather warm chocolate log spread all over it as well as spew on your face and pillow.

"I do not think she will want to see me again after I came home totally ringbolted and grand slammed the bed, although your mum is a bit of a dirty slapper."

by Terry Fuckwit June 24, 2004

slamfizzled

when you already mad, and then a shelf falls on your head you become slamfizzled!

i am so slamfizzled right now

by kaykaykeely February 5, 2021

Slamfire

The act of a man nutting into a woman while simultaneously trusting into her repeatedly.

Henry made a mess when he Slamfired into his wife on their honeymoon.

by IsThatYouJohnWayne?9018 November 3, 2022

slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.

Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007