Tore back

Results from drinking oneself stupid and passing out face first in the sun with no shirt.

I got shithoused down at the nude beach and all I got was this lousy tore back.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

Torpedo Titties

Tits that look tubular and hang down while she’s on top, giving the appearance of 2 torpedos about to hit you in the face. Tits that are long, and not desirable.

Hey man; Bailey was on my Johnson and I realized she had them torpedo titties.

by M3d1cChr1s April 26, 2021

terpend

Terpend is pretty much the coolest slang ever. People in college like to use it to mean Pretend. Because we aren't in preschool any more, so obviously we don't play pretend any more. But we can terpend that we do.

I'm terpending that terpend is actually slang.

by Kelly Murray August 28, 2006

Torben

Is a tiny purple squid, mostly seen in backyards. It likes flying around in the evening, always searching for food. Sometimes it flies to its owners fridge to snack something. Torbens have big families with often more than six children.

Oh you see, there is a Torben flying through our backyard!
Those are many children, it must be a Torben!
What a beautiful purple skin, only Torbens have it!

by Greyce_0308 March 16, 2018

Jens Tore

Jens Tore is the name of a handsome, nice, kind, funny and interesting person. Girls tend to fall in love with him.

That guy over there was really handsome, his name is probably Jens Tore

by jens2re October 7, 2019

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

tarped

when the penis is soft and the skin from ones penis is stretched over the pink so one can not see the pink.

man, that speedo made this dick all tarped and shit.

by THE GREG December 15, 2004