Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

by Bali50 May 16, 2019

scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.

"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"

by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017

Dirt Squirrel

A female that chases nuts

Wow that cindy sure is a dirt Squirrel.

by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023

squirrel-bat

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.

person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"

by tacobell263 October 15, 2010

Retarded squirrel

It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.

This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel

by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023

full of squirrels

Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.

I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!

by Squirrelatron August 20, 2016