pet-squirrel 

A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.

"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."

pet-squirrel by VALIS_GOOSE February 25, 2009

somerville squirrel 

A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.

I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.

somerville squirrel by Reno Biggs April 22, 2011

Dirt Squirrel Hunting 

An action partaken in by a male who enjoys fat, dirty, ben &jerry's loving cum-whore. Said male lures in the squirrel and enjoys ever second of romance and sexy time.

Juice is a real dirt squirrel hunting kind of guy. Robert Downey went dirt squirrel hunting last weekend.

Dirt Squirrel Hunting by KOKSman original September 30, 2011

Tallahessee Squirrel 

The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.

Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel

Tallahessee Squirrel by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012

Bushy squirrel 

A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.

“The fuck is on you’re face?!”

“It’s a bushy squirrel”

Bushy squirrel by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018

Silver squirrel 

Only ladies or a granny’s hairy pussy, grey haired bush

Granny was so horny she pulled up her dress and flashed her silver squirrel. pussy granny

Silver squirrel by Yeldarbrellef May 5, 2018

Thirsty Squirrel

When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.

I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.

Thirsty Squirrel by Ginger Bear September 5, 2018