The Hammer

A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.

Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!"

Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "

The Hammer by bigbear199186 February 23, 2011

yellow hammer 

Inbred people such as those depicted in the film "The Deliverance".

Look at those Yellow Hammers sodomizing canoe riders down by the river!

yellow hammer by Michelle Hammons September 7, 2004

Meat Hammer 

The tool with which you hammer the box...MY DICK

I nail more ass than a carpenter does plywood.

Meat Hammer by Smash Brown March 9, 2005

the hammer

Nickname for your buddy who's hung like a horse

Everyone called Nick 'The Hammer' after seeing him naked in the shower at school.

the hammer by JTHowell February 12, 2009

Jew Hammer 

A cheap-ass cock-swallower who waits until the last possible minute(in the restaurant) to decide to tell you he is penniless!! Now what? GTFO!!!!

You don't even have a couple bucks to leave as a tip??? You are such a F'n Jew Hammer!!!!

Jew Hammer by Carolina Boy September 8, 2009

Grammar Hammer 

A Grammar Hammer is someone who annoyingly interrupts what your saying to correct your grammar. He hammers you with his correct English per-say.

Teenager: Man this test is so much more hard then the last one!

English teacher comes up to teenager 1 and his friend.

English Teacher: No! What you should say is "This test is so much HARDER THAN the last one."
Teenager: God this guy is such a Grammar Hammer!

Grammar Hammer by Dr. M0 September 7, 2009

Mule Hammer 

A large penis, esp. one that is capable of injury.

That dude's Mule Hammer bruised his girl's cervix.

Mule Hammer by JBK October 16, 2005