schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003

schmotz

jewish word for messy or messed up

my room is so schmotzed

by thrw th May 13, 2007

schlitz

the drunkest you can get for $3.

let's see. i can get a mickey of vodka, or 5 litres of schlitz...i gotta take the schlitz!

by Drama_King January 27, 2009

schmittz

v.
To act in an overly sexual manner for a long duration of time for no real purpose. Other than annoying all who are around you.

"If you don't come back here with my shoe, I'm gonna have to come back here wearing ONLY a shoe!" -This behavior is a textbook example of schmittzing.

by SCHiBER February 13, 2005

Schmutz

Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.

"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"

by Stephanie Birdwell April 22, 2006

Schnitzelbank

1. A tool used for woodworking in Germany before the industrial revolution.

2. A humorous German song popular among German Americans interested in teaching German to their children.

"Ist Das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?"

by Richard Romo June 10, 2009

schnitzengruben

code for sex

15 is my limit on schnitzengruben

by anonymous May 29, 2021