Phallic Fallacy

When a guy lies about the size of his dick to someone he's trying to have sex with.

A: I heard Mark told his date that he was hung like a horse. She wouldn't stop laughing when the Magnum just kept falling off.
B: What a phallic fallacy!

by Piffin. March 4, 2017

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phallacy

a lie regarding one's penis size

Mike said he had a 9 inch dick...that is SUCH a phallacy...

by Whitty May 26, 2003

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Related Words

Phallophobia • phallo photo portaphilia • phallos • phallocentric • Phallogram • phallon • phallo up • Phallocentrism • phallocephaly • phallocopter

One of the many nutrients obtainable via blowjob.

It is a little known fact that one of the possible causes of lesbianism may be due to a shortage of, or allergy to, phallic acid. (See also phallergy)

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly suffers from a chronic lack of phallic acid.

by Red Scourge October 12, 2009

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phallusy

the stories men make up about their love life

When Don bragged about his hot date with Becky, it was a phallusy.

by groovyrad February 11, 2006

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phalloween

concurrently celebrated with the traditional HALLoween, Phalloween is dressing your penis in a scary costume, going door to door and saying to the resident "dick or meat!"

possible dick costumes: constable, elephant trunk, PHALLUS cooper, prince charles, rosie odonnel. And for our dark skinned friends: al sharpton (phall sharpton),

what are you being for phalloween?

ehh, i was thinking of shaving my balls and being patrick stewart.

by k-nig November 19, 2007

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