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of, or pretaining to the penis.
Dude... the Washington Monument is SO phallic!
phallic by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001
Urban Dictionary Merch
(V) When one grabs their penis to fulfill their sexual desires

(Adj) penis shaped/ penis like
The banana is a phallic

Every boy likes to phallic when they are in their room alone
phallic by educating you on sex February 27, 2018
Adjective
Erection inducing.
Something that is phallic is awesome to the point of being erotic. Also, it can describe something that actually is erotic.
Charleton Heston finds guns phallic.

Dude, that tranny is phallic
phallic by The Wangstein November 15, 2005
worthy of worship, just like my penis
My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you shall see as heads collide, and mine remains the victor.
phallic by lucian November 23, 2003

Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.
I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

Phallic photograph 

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.
Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.

Phallic Pheud 

Nickname for the current Steve Harvey-hosted version of Family Feud, inspired by the overabundance of questions and answers related to male genitalia. Also known as Steve Harvey's Dick Jokes.
I'm so sick of Game Show Network airing nothing but Phallic Pheud!
Phallic Pheud by Sir Veisaid December 1, 2018
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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