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concurrently celebrated with the traditional HALLoween, Phalloween is dressing your penis in a scary costume, going door to door and saying to the resident "dick or meat!"

possible dick costumes: constable, elephant trunk, PHALLUS cooper, prince charles, rosie odonnel. And for our dark skinned friends: al sharpton (phall sharpton),
what are you being for phalloween?

ehh, i was thinking of shaving my balls and being patrick stewart.
by k-nig October 31, 2007
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