Definitions by Peggyatthestar

Phallic Guinness 

Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.

You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.

Phallic Guinness by Peggyatthestar December 17, 2015

Walnut Whip Dick 

A penis which has shriveled due to cold weather and now resembles the popular milk chocolate and vanilla fondant sweet.

Everyone stared in awed silence at Jimmy's Walnut Whip Dick,. Jimmy shrugged 'It's bloody baltic out here!'

Walnut Whip Dick by Peggyatthestar September 15, 2015

Fraud poo 

When you lie about needing a poo as an excuse to leave the room and stop talking to an annoying friend.

Jeez, Jimmy was being such a tool the other day that I left him to go for a fraud poo.

Fraud poo by Peggyatthestar February 15, 2015

Geococking

When you use a GPS tracking app to map your run or bike ride and you accidentally draw a cock with your route.

Ha! I've accidentally drawn a cock with my map my run! Geococking at its best.

Geococking by Peggyatthestar February 10, 2015

lunar balls 

A time when a man has been single for so long that his balls have become a darker shade of blue so that they look like they have been eclipsed.

Jimmy hasn't got laid for so long he's going to have major lunar balls!

lunar balls by Peggyatthestar February 3, 2015

Jizz Sweats 

To abstain from masturbation or sex for such a long time that you start sweating semen.

After abstaining for 7 days Jimmy awkwardly got the Jizz sweats at Grandma's house.
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Jizz Sweats by Peggyatthestar January 26, 2015