Crunt in the Nadgers

A good hard shot to the bollocks. A thump in the love spuds, right in the Queensburys . A punch in the twins. Straight in the business. A kick in the jewels. A knee to the nuts. A crisp headbutt to the testicle. A cock punch gone horribly horribly wrong.

Acknowledged by scientists as being the most painful event that can possible befall the human body. Proven to be 19 times more painful than childbirth.

You carry on acting like a dumbass and you're gonna get a crunt in the nadgers.

by renstar September 17, 2015

Muddaeffin Crunt

A superior insult to calling someone a crunt.

Hush yuh muddaeffin crunt

by ChaosIsRandom June 3, 2022

Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike

Warowl's Third Law Of Counter Strike states that games which have a map maker/editor feature , will always have a Dust 2 summoned from the void

Dude 1 : Yo dude , "random game" has added a map maker feature and i found dust 2 on it yesterday
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again

by Idrinkpetrolforaliving February 25, 2020

counter-clockwise

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.

*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*

by zanhoshi October 9, 2009

Chin Count

The amount of chins you have taken.

Yo did you hear Rebecca got a chin count of 300.

by Justin X StrawberryShortCake June 26, 2022

Body count

1) How many people you've had sex with.
2) How many people you've killed

Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.

by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020

Count Lucio

A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".

"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."

by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019