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Space Croissant

An UwU wholesome croissant that posts videos of the dteam. Not only are the intros cute but they give positive vibes and only give good uwu feels. He will literally cure ur depression and has many simps. And has a thirsty but very wholesome discord chat.
I space croissanted ! Guess I’m wholesome now!
by LelSimp July 7, 2020
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Croissant

The word that angry French artists shout when they screw up their artwork.
Oh croissant, my paint smeared!
by sidney.shrek November 16, 2017
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clogschnoggler

I'm going to club you with my clogschnoggler.

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Kevin has a clogschnoggler
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crooshbaggery

A portmanteau of croosh and douchebaggery. It is douchebaggery to the absolute extreme.
Did you see that guy kick that blind man and then steal his wallet? What crooshbaggery.
by MJMizzle August 28, 2006
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crogers

A croger is a person who spends the night at a friends house, and gets a boner so has to jack off behind your couch or somewhere private, while you sleep.

It can also be used as a verb, as in "I crogered in your closet last night", or "Stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep".

Pronounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.
Guy one: "Dude dont invite Ryan to your house, hes such a crogers."

Guy two: "Well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!"

Guy one: "Ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something".

Guy two: "dayam".
by jaythatguyfromhawaii January 14, 2008
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Croissant

A savory French pastry, coincidentally Kanye West's life blood and only thing he eats.
"They haven't sent croissants to New Orleans? George Busch doesn't care about black people" -Kanye West
by Tswift July 9, 2013
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croissanting

(verb) to attempt the crocheting, but failing miserably due to limited knowledge and skill
I tried crocheting once, I ended up croissanting instead and poking my eye out
by highongrapes March 22, 2017
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