crog

n. 1)Total fuck mook. Ignorance in its purest form.
2) One who is incapabable of correct grammar, spelling, and (in certain extreme instances) forming complete and logical thoughts or insults.
v. tr. 1) To sexually assualt in a manner completely unbecoming of a human being. To savagely pillage another's hobbit hole, often involving the bilbo baggins technique.

n.- Man, can you believe that crog? Only a shithead fucks with Heavy C.

v.- I think he crogged his 'partner' last night. I could clearly hear what sounded like the flesh flute and the rusty trombone being played quite well.

by Dr A.C. Ph.D., Brown University January 29, 2004

crog

crog the greatest word ever invented. Although its only fault is its pointless meaning.

As I was walking along the street, I stepped crog.

by Taurus February 02, 2005

crog

crog is just pog and i love frog.

oreo samuel harrison is crog!

by crog March 05, 2021

crog

the destroyer of the universe toy as seen on friends.

crog will kill us all!

by jay July 24, 2004

crog

a crodidilly and a frog mixed

what the crog

by gggggjackson October 17, 2010

crog

Yes and or probably.

"Dude, that lady was such an o mega bitch"

"Crog dude, she sure was!"

by anth0r December 14, 2003

Crogging

Cro•gging
/krägiNG/

Wearing Crocs whilst jogging.

Crocs + Jogging = Crogging

Tim - “Yalls wanna go CROGGING?”
James - “Hell ya! Straps over heels or sloppy style?”
Tim - “Whatever gets us to Walmart quicker”

by MelvMax111 May 07, 2020