n. 1)Total fuck mook. Ignorance in its purest form.
2) One who is incapabable of correct grammar, spelling, and (in certain extreme instances) forming complete and logical thoughts or insults.
v. tr. 1) To sexually assualt in a manner completely unbecoming of a human being. To savagely pillage another's hobbit hole, often involving the bilbo baggins technique.
2) One who is incapabable of correct grammar, spelling, and (in certain extreme instances) forming complete and logical thoughts or insults.
v. tr. 1) To sexually assualt in a manner completely unbecoming of a human being. To savagely pillage another's hobbit hole, often involving the bilbo baggins technique.
n.- Man, can you believe that crog? Only a shithead fucks with Heavy C.
v.- I think he crogged his 'partner' last night. I could clearly hear what sounded like the flesh flute and the rusty trombone being played quite well.
v.- I think he crogged his 'partner' last night. I could clearly hear what sounded like the flesh flute and the rusty trombone being played quite well.
by Dr A.C. Ph.D., Brown University January 28, 2004

by Taurus February 02, 2005


by anth0r December 14, 2003

Tim - “Yalls wanna go CROGGING?”
James - “Hell ya! Straps over heels or sloppy style?”
Tim - “Whatever gets us to Walmart quicker”
James - “Hell ya! Straps over heels or sloppy style?”
Tim - “Whatever gets us to Walmart quicker”
by MelvMax111 May 06, 2020
