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Croshitting needle 

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An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.
Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.
Croshitting needle by Outofatent October 19, 2013
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croshitting 

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The action of crocheting while taking a shit.
Yo Kathy, can you please hurry up your croshitting? You're not the only one who has to take a dump.
croshitting by earlofpudding September 18, 2021
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croshitting 

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The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.
Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !
croshitting by Mom Linda November 26, 2006
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croshitting 

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The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.
Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !
croshitting by Mom Linda November 26, 2006
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church hurt 

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church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
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honkin 

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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026
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