Kenilworth Shores

A neighborhood located in the southeast part of Winter Park. It's mostly middle-class, but compared to the lakeside estates and other rich-people neighborhoods in town? This place is a fucking slum.

Kenilworth is fine, but there's just less than nothing to do around here.

by KRHimself October 3, 2004

Shoreham

A small, primarily white town on Long Island with a whole lot of nothing to do. Teens from this area are either potheads, drunks, or nerds. Regardless of their social status, these teens can be found on their rocky beaches on summer nights having bonfires and doing what they do best.

Part of the Shoreham-Wading River School District. Shoreham is the lesser of two evils. The town claims to have a power plant, but technically it's in Wading River.

"I'm running to the Shoplift-Us in Shoreham, want anything?"

by SUNBURST December 20, 2008

Jersey Shore

an awful show were everyone has disgusting fake tans.

twinkle twinkle little whore,
your at school not jersey shore,
you're a filthy orange mess,
now go find a longer dress....

by sdcfghjkl;lkj May 5, 2012

pauly shore

Comedian who's career sky rocketed when it became apparent to MTV that weasel noises are what make teenagers laugh the most during the 90's.

Pauly Shore:Hey Buddddyyy!
MTV excutive:He's like picaso but retarted!

by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006

jersey shore

A terrible show about a large group of turds.

Turd 1: I am a man, but I tan like a female? Does that make me a woman?

Turd 2: No! Look at your hair and your shaved chest! You are a true man. Can a borrow your douche?

Woman: Is this the Jersey Shore? Why are all the men in a near transgendered state?

by hippies smell 123 February 3, 2010

snoresville

adjective

describing something painfully boring

math
school
parental lectures

by phil jackson April 28, 2005

snoregasm

A snoregasm commences when one slowly begins to snore. Gradually the snoring increases in both loudness and inflection until said snorer reaches the climactic audibility at which point he or she abruptly stops snoring. At this point the snoregasm has been achieved. Post snoregasm, one may or may not disenthrall a sigh of relief.

Whilst watching the football game at Steve's house, Corpulent Carl maliciously consumed nearly all 24 PBRs he had brought with him. Not even reaching the final quarter of the game, Carl abruptly became inexorably comatose in Steve's recliner at which point he began to snore. The snoring became exponentially louder and louder with every breath that was taken until those violent flood gates opened and snoregasm was achieved. With a sigh of relief and satifaction, Carl rolled to his side releasing a fowl, sulfuric fart. Steve, being a sober witness to the events, was never the same. The image of Corpulent Carl's daunting smile post snoregasm forever haunts his dreams.

by JDMGio December 23, 2009