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A person looking sexy up to 15 feet away, but only the face is a total mess up close.
Girl, this guy at the other side of the gym was fine as hell with abs to kill, but when I approached him his face made my choke on my gum, Total Picaso.
Picaso by PervyCreep July 24, 2011

picaso face 

a slang term meaning the person and or animal has an a ugly, weird, or entirley unnapealing face
that guy is such a picaso face
picaso face by thewolkman August 5, 2012

Picaso Paint Job

Fill cups with vibrant coloured paint and leave one cup of water on the side. Proceed to dip your wiener into the paint and create your masterpiece on the face of your partner. Add a final coat of man cream for that glossy finish.
" Dude, I had to wash my dick 20 times to get all the paint off after I Picaso Paint Jobed that chick."
Picaso Paint Job by Robbie Cano August 23, 2009

Poo Poo Picaso 

When you make "art" with your poo poo. Also known as a Doo Doo Davinci.
She pulled a Poo Poo Picaso when she painted a pretty picture on in the bathroom wall with her poo poo.
Poo Poo Picaso by Josh Le Quire December 31, 2007

sloppy picaso 

When you are giving anal sex and your partner releases feces on your penis.
She gave me a sloppy picaso, so I donkey punched the stupid bitch.
sloppy picaso by Tom Kuth March 10, 2005

penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.
"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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