Having one's anus forcefully, repeatedly and not-always-voluntarily resized. Size 9ing is most often performed courtesy of one's new cellmate's johnson, although at some parties, a proper piss-on / pass-out may elicit the act.
Guy 1: "Why is Shiela walking all funny?"
Guy 2: "She got Size 9'ed after passing out face down on the couch at Bob's party."
Guy 2: "She got Size 9'ed after passing out face down on the couch at Bob's party."
by The Evil Steve August 30, 2005
Get the size 9'd mug.Person A: "I tried getting with Jenny last night but she said I'm too small."
Person B: "No duh dude. Didn't you know she's a size queen?"
Person B: "No duh dude. Didn't you know she's a size queen?"
by Notasizequeenlol July 31, 2011
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by latasha ferosh April 22, 2008
Get the size double zero mug.The lowest/smallest size in clothes (mostly pants). Girls that are 00's are very, very, very, very, very, very skinny. No meat whatsoevar. Just because they are 00 doesn't mean they,re anorexic, I have friends that are 00's. You can be a 00 naturally, but a bulimic more than likely isn't. (I'm not saying they aren't.) 00 pants are very small and the shirt equilvalant is an extra- small.
Size 34*: OMG look at that girl over there she is soooo skinny.
Me: That's my bestfriend, she's really nice.
Size 34: Is she like a Size 00 (double zero)?
Me: Yes.
Size 34: OMFG IS SHE ANOREXIC???
Me: No, she's actually very healthy so back off troll!!!
*Not in waist inches the actual size 34.
NOTE: This not a real story but my bestfriend is like a size 0,00, or 1. I'm not saying all size 34's act or say stuff like this I'm just generalizing.
Me: That's my bestfriend, she's really nice.
Size 34: Is she like a Size 00 (double zero)?
Me: Yes.
Size 34: OMFG IS SHE ANOREXIC???
Me: No, she's actually very healthy so back off troll!!!
*Not in waist inches the actual size 34.
NOTE: This not a real story but my bestfriend is like a size 0,00, or 1. I'm not saying all size 34's act or say stuff like this I'm just generalizing.
by KoreanNameIsYoonHwa September 1, 2012
Get the Size 00 (Double Zero) mug.To compare hand and finger sizes, leading to the comparing of other certain extremeties. This is a command given by one who is insecure about his manhood, and wants to reassure himself that he is as normal as anyone else.
by Lee Brody March 11, 2009
Get the Size It Up mug.Medium to small size. Tiny, insignificant, embarrassingly in need of those Swedish enlargers sold through spam emails.
Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.
"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."
President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.
"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."
President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.
by Luigi August 8, 2004
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