flatsturbate

when you fart while masturbating

I try not to flatsturbate cuz it ruins the pleasure

by Faceless Alison September 12, 2016

mlasterbate

When you masterbate right before you die

This will be mlasterbate

by The only pug July 16, 2021

flusterate

a feeling of half way betweeen being flustered and aggravated

You're so annoying, you FLUSTERATE me!

by Patty Moreno March 19, 2004

Fasturbate

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.

"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"

by Sarga April 2, 2008

flagsturbate

The act of timulating or manipulating one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, especially with a flag.

Ben: Alicia did you hear about Flagsturbation?
Alicia: LMAO WTF

Jemima: I used to flagsturbate but then I lost faith in my country. It's the saddest thing.

by vincentstreet March 5, 2009

flusterpate

v. combination of fluster, constipate, and frustrate.

To overwhelm to the point of mental breakdown

On her ride home, Mary was cut off by a truck driver. Having had an already bad day, this last incident so flusterpated her that she had to pull over and cry.

by Marc December 11, 2003

Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011