Slammered

The point at which an individual has consumed so much alcohol they cannot keep it together anymore.

Sloppy+Hammered=Slammered

After that last game of beer pong Susy couldn't walk straight, put a sentence together, or keep herself off anyone. Totally slammered.

by w0rdchef January 26, 2011

Clammed

To use when someone/something/yourself are/is rolled, wrecked, owned, etc.
A way to describe what happened.

"I got so clammed by this dude the other day..."

"They got clammed!"

by 'Cus May 27, 2005

Claggered

An adverb, used to describe a claggered or a maber.

He walked, claggered in his motion.

by Scott Grossman And Royce Adkins November 3, 2004

clangered

To be really really buggered, totally out of your face.

"I was so clangered, i saw this bird in the pub, and gave her beef curtains a squeeze. It were me nan.!

by Phallax February 27, 2005

Clammer

A woman who has an STD and is willing to give it to her partner because of her sexual needs!

Jim: "Ay man look at Vasquez. He just felatioed with that Clammer. He's definitly got Herpe's or somethin'"

Man: " Yea dude, Susie's fasho been with atleast 50 guys!"

Vasquez: thought to himself: " I hope she doesn't have anything, her clam(vagina) is crusty and sploogin with green ooze!

Chick: " I can't wait to do him. It's been so long since I been with someone, because my herpes wouldn't heal!"

by Jim LJ November 16, 2010

Claymored

The act of which two fat guys painted gold with red wangs tackle you when you walk through a door and dick slap you until they get they are pleasured.

gold Claymored

by Papi Grande October 22, 2011

Slammered

A cross between Slammed and Hammered. Being more drunk then drunk. A state of being destroyed. Another way of saying something is Fk'ed up.

Man we were chilling with these hotties and you messed it all up by getting slammered.

New Jersey got slammered when Superstorm Sandy rolled through.

You should have never went to that party man... you got slammered and puked all over you girl.

by Twisted T. December 31, 2012