Definitions by w0rdchef

splut 

A female who pretends to be interested in competitive sports only to seem more appealing to men. Notorious for completely bringing the entire vibe any particular sporting event down with their questions and/or needless and ignorant remarks.

Sport+Slut=Splut

Spluts will most often be seen wearing nothing but jerseys.

That splut may not know what a TE is, but that jersey-dress does a great job of outlining hers. NOW IF SHE COULD ONLY SHUT THE HELL UP!

splut by w0rdchef August 5, 2011

Fartist 

Any artist (musician, writer, etc.) whose works only repulse the general public in a way similar to how farts are considered unpleasant.

Fart+Artist=Fartist

She is at that huge pop-country music festival. I stayed home because I could not justify patronizing those fartists

Fartist by w0rdchef February 20, 2011

Slammered 

The point at which an individual has consumed so much alcohol they cannot keep it together anymore.

Sloppy+Hammered=Slammered

After that last game of beer pong Susy couldn't walk straight, put a sentence together, or keep herself off anyone. Totally slammered.

Slammered by w0rdchef January 26, 2011