tool belt

strap on dildo, sex toy.

that is a very nice strap on you have there

by dev October 26, 2004

Tool hater

A Tool hater Is a person whom which loathes those who follow the most popular fad of the times. He or she bitches very frequently about just almost anything. They tend to often disagree with a LAWBANGER while jamming on their guitar

A hater is a person close to a tool hater

by SsSM LAWBANGER July 28, 2011

Tool-Bag

A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.

Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!

by Arsemunky August 30, 2016

tool time

Tool time is a sex act where you're fucking a girl in the ass and as you're about to cum, you ask her if she wants to know what time it is. Regardless of her answer, you respond with "Tool Time!" and hit her in the back of the head with a monkey wrench as hard as you can.

Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".

John is crazy. I heard that he had tool time with a hooker last night.

by Jonahko March 7, 2013

tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.

I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.

by garyp December 28, 2005

tool time

A time that occurs when a group of toolies get together for a time of mentally retarded celebration.

Guess what!!! Eet ees tool time with Ash-hole & Megarrhea!!! YAY! YAY!

by AshleyLauren December 28, 2005

tool snob

This is a person who believes TOOL is the best band in the world and looks down upon any other type of music. Tool snobs especially hate nu metal and emo kids who think their type of music is superior. Tool snobs believe Tool's music is the most complex and thought provoking ever created. Some, though not most, even believe the lead singer is a god.

"Tool is so thought provoking and deep, you would never understand their lyrics..." -A Tool snob to someone who doesn't know Tool.

by Heino July 29, 2008