When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.
Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"
Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017
Get the dildo parademug. Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft
by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019
Get the Dildo Hammug. The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.
Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.
by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010
Get the Dildo Munchmug. by Savethedrapes July 2, 2014
Get the dildo bagmug. When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.
The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.
The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.
I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.
by s7l May 12, 2012
Get the Doodoo dildomug. When one breaks into an uncontrollable sweat from not using a dildo enough or not having enough sex; in other words, being sexually frustrated.
"Oh no! I've lost my dildo! Now I've got The Dildo Sweats again!"
Maria/Peter was so sexually frustrated that she/he got The Dildo Sweats every single day!
Maria/Peter was so sexually frustrated that she/he got The Dildo Sweats every single day!
by Macaycay February 25, 2014
Get the The Dildo Sweatsmug. by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Dildomug.