raining dildos

When it's raining so hard that it hurts to be outside, and it may as well be raining something hard and pointy, like dildos.

When it rains hard in Wilmington, it may as well be raining dildos because it's somewhat painful.

by Meridi October 2, 2012

Dildo Ball

When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.

Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

Mirage Dildo

A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small

Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks

by JewishKrabs September 15, 2016

Massachusetts Dildo

A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
ect....
When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.

I just Massachusetts dildo my wife hard oh yeah baby give it to her.

by Jack Queen Mcquan October 23, 2017

Schrödinger's Dildo

When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.

Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!

by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020

Dildo Munch

The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.

Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.

by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010

Dildo dancer

A dancing dick with a crowd of anal wanters🍆💦

Wow did you see that dildo dancer today?

No but I want to!!

But your not an anal wanter sooo...

by Makaylabitch930 March 25, 2016