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by Luluisa October 26, 2019
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Faux Period

Because of certain medical reasons, the body may naturally cease to have a regular menstrual cycle (aka a period). A common medical reason would be birth control such as the Mirena IUD. You experience all the same symptoms (acne, bloating, cravings, moodiness etc.) but never get your period.
Ugh, I've been bloated for days and my face is breaking out. I must be having my faux period!
by skyydutchez August 28, 2013
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mouth period

When your lipstick smears out after making out with a guy or girl, therefore leaving the area around your mouth, and potentially his or hers, red. Thus simulating a woman’s period.
I have such mouth period after making out with that hot dude at the bar. Fuck!

Oh my honey, you have a bad case of mouth period. My concealer won’t even help!
by Emma2907 January 1, 2019
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Reverse Period

When you throw up blood into a girls pussy, often during sexual acts.
Guy 1: I did a reverse period into my girl last night
Guy 2: Are you ok?
Guy 1: I'm currently at the hospital
by Backseat_Driver August 27, 2019
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refractory period

A period of great sadness. Specifically, the time after male ejaculation during which he is not able to maintain another erection.
Ellen is so hot, I don't even experience a refractory period after I bang her, I can go straight through all night.
by Kunta Kinte Mufase Mbwatu July 15, 2006
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rated x period

A child hood slang term used for the movies we were not allowed to watch as children....
hey mom what are you watching?
uh uhh ooohhh ahh ask your father aaaahhhggg gooood !!
what is it daddy whats all that noise???
nevermind sone its rated x period.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com April 26, 2008
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Manstrual Period

1. The time of the month when a man acts moody and generally pissed off for no apparent reason.

2. A period of moodiness for men similar to that associated with the female menstrual period which often corresponds to his wife or girlfriend's menstrual period.
1. Joe: "Hey Bob!"
Bob:"Screw you!"
Joe: "What's his problem?"
Andy: "Oh hes probly just on his manstrual period."
Joe: "Oh, it's that time of the month."

2. Boss: "I needed those projects done yesterday!"
Worker: "Whoa what's his problem?"
Co-Worker: "His wife's having her period."
Worker: "Oh, so he's having his manstrual period."
by Badtouchr December 9, 2009
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