peetjob

is when you jork the feet of a homie

hey homie you mind if i give you a peetjob?

by norroshi July 30, 2025

Pretzel

Slang word to describe someone you think is crazy or weird. Because of twisted.

Todd: "Hey George, Tommy's been acting like a real pretzel the past few hours."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."

by Big Fat Purple Juicy Dragon November 9, 2025

Pretzeling

The act of two men ( or woman with strap ons) , simultaneously inserting their dicks into each others asses and than pulling on each others legs up and down repeatedly for sexual pleasure

Wow me and dave were pretzeling all night last night, now I can barely walk!

by dictionaryfreak123 December 11, 2025

Peezy yorn

Pornography of Kanye West or the Dropout Bear that appears on the cover of his first 3 albums.

man 1: yo wanna watch some peezy yorn
man 2: what? no
man 1: oh shut up you’re missing out

by lestigtrippy December 20, 2025

i-peezy

gangsta name for an i-pod

yo let me listen to your i-pod
nigga what the fuck is an i-pod
the thing your listenin to
this joint is an i-peezy

by mca72590 December 9, 2008

Broken Pretzel

A Chicken Wing.

Grandmadick.

1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."

2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."

by Dillydally February 23, 2008

chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

by AGBurton October 3, 2008