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Glee Music

Adam likes listening to Glee Music
by Omurru April 17, 2010
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Musical Dicks

When a woman switchs between various male sexual partners quickly with little or no thought.
Jen was fucking Bill then she fucked Brian and now shes fuckin Bill again. Shes totally playing Musical Dicks with those two.
by Dukes parkway February 25, 2009
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Real Music

"Real Music" is the bullshit classification often applied to musical genres by people who's narrow minded opinion is apparently the only correct opinion. Often based solely on personal taste, the idea of "real music" is nothing more than masturbatory bullshit.
"Hey did you hear that new song that came out last week?"

"WHAT? YOU LISTEN TO THAT? I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC"
by Integra Hellsing December 12, 2014
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Beta Male Music

Music that is written, performed, or about Beta Males.

1. The type of songs with lyrics that describe a male social outcast who in the end of the song may or may not win the popular babe he secretly crushes on.

2. Songs that describe beta male's in-your-face rebellion towards social stereotyping or alpha people.

3. Songs that profess a beta male's secret love to a girl of higher social status or simply, a girl he likes but knows he can't have; most commonly, his long-time girl bestfriend.

4. Songs that profess beta male's eternal love for his girlfriend or mom or grandmom or his buddies or his dad - whatever works.

5. songs that describe a beta male as his girl's "shoulder to cry on"

6. songs that describe a beta male's frustration over his relationship with a girl who's full of herself and does not value beta male's greatness.
Beta Male Music examples:

1. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

2. Pork and Beans - Weezer

3. Gimme A Chance - Plain White T's

4. 1234 - Plain White T's

5. Kelsey - Metro Station

6. Annabelle - A Rocket To The Moon
by wellhereigo October 4, 2010
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Folk Music

Folk music is a genre of music, very popular in the 50s and early 60s. This was known as the Folk Revival. Traditional folk are older songs, known by many people, but the artist unknown, typically with strong lead lyricist, accoustic guitars, and harmonicas. These evolved into regular Folk, which used the same instruments, but had more modern concepts and artists known. Folk songs typically have strong, profound lyrics about the artist's view of the world, expressing strong emotion, or tell a story. Folk later changed with the time and became Folk Rock, and Electric Folk. Country is technically a sub category of Folk. Many famous folk artists are Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Joan Baez, Paul Simon, and Johny Cash.
The Time's They are a-Changing and Ring of Fire are famous Folk music.
by Absolute Crazy Madness Shit October 28, 2013
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urban music

Music that mostly originated from black people but is now listened to by a wide audience. It includes a number of genres within it.
by belz July 1, 2005
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Music Orgasm

When you listen to music that sounds so sexy you have an orgasm.
Julia had a music orgasm after listening to Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin.
by Robert Plant July 3, 2006
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