Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.

Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!

by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022

Toad Knuckled

When a fat girl releases a fine mist of feces in a person or persons face.

“Todd got toad knuckled last weekend and now has pink eye.”

by Mr. Fish November 14, 2022

toadjob

A working man's handjob by a woman who has warts, usually in an oceanfront environment

When he was on shore leave Dom was getting toadjobs from the waitress at the fish shack

by PapoCrapo November 16, 2022

Toadstool

A word used to describe that something is sh!t

Paper is toadstool.

by 👑K September 7, 2022

twaddy

gta 5 when you get into a car with Mexican music

fuckin hell Mexican twaddy music is on *turns over station*

by mas nagrom September 12, 2022

toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022

toad

its a thic cute boi

Thats a toad

by loltrollhasatoll February 9, 2023