parents in law

Pils is lazy way of saying parents in law.

BIL or Sil = brother in law or sis in law. Now u can figure what is Mil or Fil - right?

My pils (parents in law) are visiting this wkd. Prayers may be needed.

by abbrevoLan July 30, 2021

Parenting

A disease of which is most common is middle ages men and women. This may include high blood pressure, depression, anxiety, and anger management issues. Parenting might cause un-logical purchasing.

Call your doctor if you have parenting

by Clorox whyps August 3, 2021

parents

something the Maximoff twins don't have

Wanda and Pietro Maximoff dont have parents

by gayweirdo_AshePugh September 2, 2021

Parents

An annoying mother ass fucker yelling at you all the time. You cant ever get a break :)

Parent:JIMMY CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN DOOR
*Kid*:Closes
-1 minute later...
Parents:COME DO THE DIRTY ASS DISHES JIMMY

by Dumb@ssbıtch😩 June 23, 2021

Ur parents homo

A hypothetical insult so powerful that upon usage will create a seismic blast that collapses the fabric of reality and destroying the universe and maybe a few others

Bob: Ur parents homo
Rob: *gets reduced to scraps*
Bob: *explodes*
Universe: *gets wiped from existence*

by A Big Fat Failure. July 2, 2021

dingle parent

short for or slang for a dim witted single parent who otherwise thinks they are doing the work of two parents.

"It takes two of you to do what I, a dingle parent, do."

by Howard Cunningham August 1, 2012

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011