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Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
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Angel Parent

When you're natural parents just won't do, so you adopt a parent. Your personal growth and experiences are heavily influenced by this person. Having a mixture of angle parents is commonplace.
My angel mom bailed me out of jail because my real mom isn't around anymore.

She lost her way, but her angel parents got her back on track.
by decrypted August 21, 2018
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scavenger parents

the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!
"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.
by VENIN#5293 September 30, 2020
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petty parents

annoying parents who think everything has to be completely perfect no matter what the cost. they often will get mad or start fights over the smallest things ever. basically karens.
smth petty parents would say: "{insert name of child}, nooooooooo, its not perfectttttttt" or smth like that idk lol
by omi. December 12, 2022
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Parents

One thing that harry Potter doesn't have (I'm going to azkaban for this one)
He saw his parents on the mirror of erised.
by Emma_1 January 2, 2021
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Parent memes

Old ass 2010-2012 Facebook memes that your cringey ass white parents show you to make them seem cool but you cringe instead
Mom: *shows pic of a funny face with a white font typed over it*
Kid: oh god parent memes *cringe*
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Parental tourette's

During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
by Stogi March 8, 2021
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