spitting beaver

when your fucking a girl doggy style and u shoot off your load onto her back. she then proceeds to turn around and right as she does u take your shaft and smash it into the pile of jiz therefore making it explode everywhere including her face

I felt like bucky the beaver after i gave my girlfriend a spitting beaver

by Christopher Mayhew September 12, 2006

Sitting Duck

A sex position in which the woman is sitting on a dildo or a erected penis.

My girlfriend loves Sitting Duck.

by SittingDuck June 29, 2009

shitting pants

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!

by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008

swifting

can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb; moving at a rapid pace

"we swifted from the scene" "hey man where are u" "oh im swifting to jamis's house" "aight"

"hey where is the condom?" "well actually i still have it on" "hold on i'll just swift it to the side"

"a swifting jerking motion"

by uncldervish April 23, 2010

Swifting

The act of masterbating to the music of Taylor Swift.

Employee 1: "Man its been a long day at work."
Employee 2: "You know what I do after a long day of work? Go home, shut the door, close the blinds and do some Swifting."

by EMR(PILOT) 188 January 7, 2011

sitting bull academy

a shitty school full of homos ,homophones ,rich assholes ,retards ,entitled brats ,memers ,wanna be gangsters ,nerds ,furrys ,and dicks. the teachers are crappy, the principles are crappy, and everything sucks the school wear sucks and costs to much. The peak of Apple Valley California the shittiest place on earth

apple valley kid #1 "what school do you go to?"
sitting bull kid "sitting bull academy *does fortnite dance*
apple valley kid #1 "i can tell"

by plate2 September 3, 2020

tap sitting

The act of sitting on a beer tap, in so far as it goes inside your rectum. It can be performed with a standard pressurized beer tap but often times, without one available, a hand tap may be used.

My friends older sister had to be rushed to the hospital once because she went tap sitting on one of those big sam adams taps that her boyfriend stole from some bar.

by tapsitter November 4, 2008