wallet humper 

Similar to term 'Gold Digger'.

A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.

wallet humper by cruznsquaw June 12, 2003

gas humping 

When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.

...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.

"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."

gas humping by Adel7 January 6, 2008

blanket humper

Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.

Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!

You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.

*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe

blanket humper by Savagemylads November 30, 2018

Rofl Humpy Time 

When Roflcopter is getting it on. Especially on a large humpy bridge.

It was definately Rofl humpy time last night, she was humping that dude like he was a centaur covered in stickies

Rofl Humpy Time by BanterPeach November 12, 2010

Eye humping 

The act of looking at a women (Or man) and fantasizing of humping her.

"What's wrong Joe?"
"Everyone is totally Eye Humping my wife!"

Eye humping by Agifofo December 9, 2007

awkward humping starfish  

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.

1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."

awkward humping starfish by Mirado January 20, 2009

humpty dumpty hands 

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

humpty dumpty hands by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010