Taint dick

The internal portion of the penis located between the scrotum and anus.

I went to the doctor's office for a penile enlargement. He cut cut a ligament and now I have a couple of extra inches of taint dick!

by ABCconnector December 11, 2016

bitchy dick

A dick suffering from intense erectile dysfunction. Some examples of people that are prone to this are, your father, your grandad, and that one asshole that snorts other peoples jizz behind the local library.

Person 1: Dude, this girl was giving me the best mouth game ever but my dick couldn't stay hard.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.

by Nigazitzit April 6, 2017

ssri dick

ssri stands for selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor. they are a class of antidepressants commonly taken to treat depression and anxiety. examples include prozac, zoloft, and lexapro.

many men who take these medications feel no side effects except for the universal one: ssris make men take an extremely long time to cum during sex. it usually takes about 30 minutes or more. though this can be nice for the girl, it is usually frustrating for the guy as they might not be able to cum at all during sex.

If combined with death grip, this can be fatal.

"Hey man, how did it go w Girl X last night?"

"She was hot but I got ssri dick so I couldn't finish."

"Fuck!"

by deprwssedboi February 26, 2018

Chapped Dick

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.

Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.

by JHerny13 June 7, 2018

Limp dick ghosting

When you ghost a girl under the fear of not being able to perform or not have time

Yeah I'm ghosting monica tonight I have to study. Nah man that aint ghosting thats limp dick ghosting.

by S707 May 28, 2018

Womp Dick

This term is used when you are clapping somebody's cheeks in a match of Fortnite or in just everyday life.

He turned around and I gave him the quick WOMP DICK!!

by The TANK 15 November 26, 2018

dirty dick rodney

A jerk. A creep. A womanizer. A "bad boy". A promiscuous heterosexual man with a penchant for bedding women who are already in committed relationships.

My wife cheated on me with dirty dick rodney, so I'm going to divorce her.

by davidcpuffer April 21, 2022