locklear

A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)

Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

locals

A panadol(headache tablet) coated in fly spray and sold as an ecstacy pill.
Called 'Locals', as in locally manufactured, to explain the shit 'roll' and the sketchy appearance.

"Do you want to buy any locals?"

by Diego August 21, 2003

local boy

kids that are local to their area because they are poor to move out and they get bullied by non local kids, usually of the Native Indian or Pacific Islander race

Kimbo: Wassup John dude?
John: Shut your local boy ass, cuz I gonna kick it

by lilzor July 13, 2016

Lockley

Teh fluffiest fluffle there ever was :3

Hey there's Lockley, he's such a flufly fluffle ^^

by Lockley March 31, 2005

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)

Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

by John Antonelli November 9, 2004

Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

by Empty Water Bottle October 23, 2011

local

if you listen to sixnine and post everything on snap for example “ omg i’m sad i only bought half of the kylie jenner collection. i wanted her whole collection” and another example is trying to flex and also post memes that aren’t funny. they also use “ksksksk”

me: what are your grades ?

local: their really bad ,, their all 100s and 90s my mom is gonna kill me 😔
me: die you local

by thec00chiemaster November 28, 2018