Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

E-doink

i -doink :noun: The mix between a Juul and a blunt.

A term also used if you don't want to identify the thing you are talking about.

"Aye, bro let me rip your e-doink"
"bro this e-doink has 70% THC in it"
"I wish I could rip my e-doink right now"

by platts May 23, 2018

government.doing.stuff

white boy commie with fluffy brown hair

Government.doing.stuff laughs uncontrollably at Obamna Soda.

by imoneuglyspider December 1, 2020

Put a Doink

The phrase a hetrosexual man will use to another man when stating interest in a female ladyfriend out in a public place.

You see that girl Ferguson?

Oh yeah Walter, i'd put a doink on that.

by Jsonnnnnnnnnnnn January 4, 2009

Pass the doink

a phrase typically used by F-ukai in DDDR, for asking someone to give them something they can smoke.

-Give me the vape
-You forgot the magic words
-Ow, pass the doink

by King Yeeticus IV October 6, 2018

helo wat r doin

The sexiest thing anyone can ever type to you. Will give you an instant boner and make you fall in love.

“helo wat r doin”
“marry me”

by graceschwabfanclub October 13, 2020

what are you doing Naruto

A term used by Hinata Huga exactly nine months before naruto was born

what are you doing Naruto - kun (roundabout starts playing)

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020