Hawkins Commandos

Middle school football players who cant win a single game.

Geoffrey: Damn it! Our football team lost again for the 7th time in the row!
Jeremy: Oh no! I don't want our team becoming some serious Hawkins Commandos!

by Karambyte January 19, 2022

Russian Commander

A person who lacks vision, underestimates opponent and over estimates his/her capabilities.
A person who has an inflated ego and believes he/she is the ruler of all.

Vlad: That dude just weighs 180 pounds, I can easily take him down, I was once a fighter.
Ben: Don't be a Russian Commander, you were a fighter in 1980's now you are a fragile old man.

by johnny__johnny March 3, 2022

Gpe Commander

A based guy who destroyed a lot of the gacha community, good work dude.

Gpe commander is fucking awesome!
(FUCK GACHA LIFE)

by PsychoRetardd April 26, 2022

bot commands

The secret to summon a dumbass Masterchill

Random Person: bot commands
Masterchill: no bot commands here

by cxlinee⁷ June 7, 2022

picatilly commando

A common phrase used in England for prostitutes located in Picatilly Circus.

“You look like a bloody Picatilly Commando you dumb slut”

by JoeBo77 March 7, 2023

war commandeering

a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.

I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."

by Medicine Owl March 25, 2023

Going Commando

It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.

Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)

On the fourth day, I was going commando.

by Jetaway Dave August 21, 2023