Sear

A man with a ginormous dick and can fuck any girl he pleases to and is a very outgoing and all around beast.

Damn I wanna be a sear one day but my dick is just too small and i'm really gay.

by nigga_nigga_onthewall December 30, 2018

Search Bar

What are you? A madlad? Why did you search search bar in the search bar? Well, I guess you did it.

So I searched search bar in the search bar today and got this...

by you search something sexy October 23, 2020

Search Google or type a URL

Something losers type when they have absolutely no life. If this is in someone's search history, they are the worst.

"Why did I see Search Google or type a URL on my boyfriend's history?"

"Oh no, girl that's a red flag."

by goodwitchazura March 29, 2022

Satan Smear

Opposite of "Devine Brown"; a shit which can not be wiped by conventional toilet paper-mediated methods. Often times followed by an insidious itch as the stomach acid erodes your asshole.

I ate my friends 3-day old indian food that he left on the counter and I had a Satan Smear for the next 3 days. Now my ass itches, because of the residual stomach acid left behind on my asshole because I couldn't wipe it because it kept seeping out

by satansmear May 3, 2011

Creeple Search

The act of creepily searching and researching every bit of the life of someone you sort of vaguely know.

Colin: Hey, I found Johnny's swipe card on the ground. What should I do with it?
Groover: Did you creeple search them yet?
Colin: Not yet. I was hoping to use one of the meal swipes first before I returned it.

by Longdong Silver September 21, 2013

jake searles

Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.

Pussy destroyer that jake Searles loves sticking his banana in a girls pussy

by William Searles November 23, 2013

scat smear

The act of defecating and smearing it all over oneself or another body; may or may not including putting it in ones mouth or other orfices.

Johnny scat smear (ed) all over and into Lydia's mouth.

by Agnam February 19, 2015