sucker's luck

Something you have when you've been exiled. People have often given up after they have had this.

For many cases of this, it feels like a trial. Some people may come to the conclusion that they have this too quickly.

You've got sucker's luck
Have you given up?
Does it feel like a trial?
No, you're thinking too fast
You're like marbles on glass

by MarkKB October 21, 2011

soccer mom'd

Being owned or pwned to the point of no return.

"STFU COCKSHIT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! YOU HAVE OVER 200 POSTS IN LESS THAN 10 DAYS. YOU'RE FUCKING PATHETIC, EVEN FOR YOUR AGE. WHAT PART OF "MISETINGS IS FOR ADULTS" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, KID? HERE'S THE DEAL: I'M GOING TO STUFF MY RAINBOW-COLORED COCK UP YOUR FAT ASS AND RUPTURE YOUR PREPUBSCENT PROSTRATE, ENSURING THAT ONCE YOU HIT PUBERTY, MASTURBATION WILL BE MEANINGLESS TO YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M STEALING THE ONLY CHANCE YOU'LL EVER HAVE AT SEXUAL SATISFACTION. ONCE I'VE NUTTED IN YOUR LARGE INTESTINE, I'M GOING TO PULL OUT AND FORCE YOU TO EAT THE REMAINS OF YOUR PITIFUL GLAND. YOU WILL LIKE IT. IF YOU DON'T, I WILL KNEE YOU IN THE STOMACH UNTIL YOU VOMIT IT BACK UP. YOU WILL BE GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE TO ENJOY IT. WE CAN REPEAT AS MANY TIMES AS NECESSARY OR UNTIL YOUR STOMACH BURSTS AND YOU SLOWLY DIE. THEN I WILL DON MY SOMBRERO AND DO A MEXICAN TAP DANCE ON YOUR MINUTE SCROTUM." -

A random scrub getting soccer mom'd by Arc from Misetings.com

by DerangedHermit June 19, 2004

the spocker

instead of the well known "shocker", the spocker is when you have all 4 fingers upward as spock from star trek does.
2 in the pink - 2 in the stink!
a well known way of how the ancient cavemen carried their women around.

"so dude, you give that chick the shocker?"

"hell no,i gave her the spocker!..I got 2 in the pink an 2 in the stink!"

by DfrumEnglish101 July 20, 2009

window sucker

the kids with learning disbilites at the back of special bus that stare out the window pressed up angainst the glass, when your driving behind.

man I wish those window suckers would stop starting at me.

by grumpyboy December 26, 2005

Shocker

The shocker is a sexual move. Also refered to as two in the pink and one in the stink. It's when you insert both the middle and index finger into a womans vagina as well as the pinky in her stinky. With emphasis on the pinky going into the ass last; hence the term, SHOCKER!! As she will be shocked when it happens.

I gave that girl a shocker and she was into it!!

by howard Stein October 10, 2005

Queef Sucker

Queef: n. Similar to a fart. generally happens by women after having sex, the vagina will release air which has been pumped into the woman during intercourse. Can also happen to men involved in homosexual intercourse. The male variety is generally smelly and unpleasant. Either way, it usually becomes humorous.

Sucker: n. One who sucks, or inhales. Sucking is the practice of attemping to taking in air, liquid, etc. via a persons mouth.

Queef Sucker... put the two definitions above together.

After I had rammed her for an hour and had finished the deed, I pulled out and she queefed nonstop for the next 5 minutes, it was hillarious!

by Queefer February 8, 2004

soccer cleaning

Cleaning up anything using only feet to do so usually by making a pile then deciding what to do with it.

My kid won't let me put them down right now and I gotta clean up, looks like I'll be soccer cleaning.

by chaibot7 October 19, 2010