c0ffeexniki

an amazing person that deserves the world but not an upload schedule👹

i love c0ffeexniki! she never uploads tho😐

by .mymcyt July 6, 2021

coffee

definition of perfection in liquid form ^v^

I love coffee, its perfect.

by animefanlo September 26, 2021

Coffee and water

Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.

Hot damn! We had some coffee and water last night if you know what I mean.

by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021

Coffeemaning

A combination of mansplaining and an obsessive interest in coffee and its brewing techniques, especially one that dominates the personality of men between the ages of 19 and 45, causing them to regard tea, water, and instant coffee drinkers as persons of poor taste.

'Oh god, Sarah, please tell me you didn't ask him about his hobbies.'

'Sadly, I did. He went on and on, extolling the virtues of Aeropressed medium-roast arabica, coffeemaning for almost an hour, and by then, my tea was cold.'

by LarsonNeu June 22, 2023

Cupfeel

How a cup or mug feels in your hands taking several factors into account(how many fingers can fit through the mugs handle, how the shape of the mug or cup feels in your hand while holding it, weight of the mug, etc.)Kind of like mouthfeel but for cups.

“This mug is my favorite for drinking coffee because it has such a good cupfeel.”

by Anonymous479 September 12, 2023

friends coffee

Black coffee (Arabic coffee) that is so weak because lack of coffee added, and that you can see your friend through the glass if you lift it in front of him.

frequently used in israel.

dude what is this friends coffee you made? it's so weak! add more coffee next time.

by Boten March 12, 2011

Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!

guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.

by palindrome216 July 6, 2011