commanderkarkat

person who owns the legal rights to homestuck

hussie: *shits self*
commanderkarkat: THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION ABOUT THIS. HOMESTUCK IS MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, AND MINE ALONE. ALL OF MY HEADCANONS ARE 100% LEGITIMATE, WHERE AS YOURS ARE LAUGHABLY FAKE. THERE IS NO ROOM FOR INTERPRETATION WHATSOEVER IN HOMESTUCK. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. TO CLAIM OTHERWISE IS HERESY, AND ALSO A VIOLATION OF MY LEGAL RIGHTS AS AN ARTIST. I HOPE THIS CLEARS THINGS UP, MOTHERFUCKER.

by krmljam January 22, 2021

Commandremu

epic

Did you see Commandremu? Yeah he's epic

by Commandremu March 17, 2021

commandtechno

sexy man

Yoo is that a sexy man over there? Must be commandtechno!

by Commandtechno May 7, 2021

CommanderNep

CommanderNep is the great ruler
over all Neps in the multiverse.

Morning CommanderNep, how are you today?

by Jira 2552 May 18, 2021

CommandFreak

CommandFreak is a legendary man who is filled with too many history facts and has a passion for shaming his fellow content creator CommandGeek. He also studies literature and would prefer to write than be cool and hang out with da bois B) He currently owns a youtube channel with over 14k subscribers.

Hey dude, CommandFreak ditched us to sneak into the library again! What a book worm.

by ChrizxzFTW May 20, 2021

commander erwin

sucky sucky now! big thighs lemme sit 💃 ass up for that man

commander erwin smith is so fine

by commander erwins whore July 17, 2021

Commanderstupidity

A being beyond comprehension, all should tremble before them.
Do no try to stop them, they are too stupid to be affected by anything
(it means someone really fucking stupid, okay?)

"Run its a commanderstupidity"

by thefuckwhat? July 18, 2021