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by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Man, I went to take the trash out and accidently threw it at this frump dumpster. I really couldn't tell the difference.
by jester1201 May 22, 2012
Any fantasy team, regardless of sport, managed by one POSD Justin Craig Ramirez from Pecos, Tx. Currently resides in Odessa, Tx and has no chance of winning any fantasy football championship for the foreseeable future.
by Slernie Bagernie September 27, 2021
A sexual act by a dumpster with a person you would not want other to know you slept with. Sex with someone you are embarrassed to have sex with.
Sarah is a dumpster bang.
by VynilAngel March 13, 2017
A less than desirable woman, generally from the hood or a lower class area, that dresses flashy and likes to appear to be wealthy
Look at that dumpster poodle over there with the fake Versace sunglasses and those huge gaudy earrings.
by KillinIT254 October 26, 2018
A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.
by Scroaty McScroatface September 10, 2022
My brother rich is an anal leaking cunt dumpster
by Faygoman420 October 26, 2015