"What about the icescapee? Oh, don't worry- the dog will get it!"

I've been jabbed

packed my car, dropped my ice scraper and chains on the curb, and headed west for good

Sven Johansson, regionally famous painter of winter scenes on and around frozen lakes (icescapes), featured his wife frequently in the foreground nude, in Parrishesque poses; Greta Garboo Johansson was his most famous icescapee.