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Avocado's Number

Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.
Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole
by Chemmi838 January 24, 2013
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number man

Trustworthy responsible person that you can count on.
Thanks for helping us number man. We can always count on you!
by san ban yo August 12, 2011
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"number 8"

When you shit, piss, cum, excrete snot, sweat, blood, puss, and a fart all at the same time.
by TIMMAH von SHIT September 14, 2007
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numbertard

Term for idiots whose blog comments are numbers (i.e., FIRST! FRIST!!!1, or any variant thereof). Is especially for, but not exclusive to, those who post "FIRST!" despite knowing their post is NOT first, resulting in an epic fail at cleverness.
READER COMMENTS
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!
by K. Lee from Houston August 25, 2008
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numbergasm

A Twitter hashtag word for when you have interesting numbers of followers, followed, and updates. Coined by @sroxy
#numbergasm! I have 1000,1000,1000!
by MrRoxy April 24, 2009
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Number Also

Something to be called when you don't want to be called number 2, when your friend already has the Number One nickname.
Hannah and Hannah were best friends, One was cooler so she was Number One, and the other was Number Also.
by StrawberryNinja July 10, 2010
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numberology

not to be confused with its more popular cousin, 'numerology', NUMBERology is the study of correlations between the NUMBERS (which are real, unlike 'numers') we see in our environment and the events that occur around the same time. common examples include golden birthdays, anagram time (eg at 10:01 am or pm bust out an anagram, just for fun), and historical coincidences (see example below).
from astrological numberology:

S: The death of this terrorist leader...the removal of corrupt leaders...the massive deaths of people from natural disasters...could this be a cleansing of the world? Where good people get to go to heaven, bad people die and the world prepares for a more peaceful existence? Could this be what 2012 theories are talking about. Death of the "old world ways"?

R: my numberological analysis agrees and suggests this is one of the omens of the dawning of the age of aquarius, the 11th sign. today is 5/01/11 and completes a 10 year cycle starting on 9/11/01. aquarius is an air sign and the WTC was an aerial attack, so today's justice also signals air mastery. the WTC LOOKED like a 11, we should rebuild BOTH TOWERS!!!
by tagonist May 24, 2011
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