When two cars driving down a two lane highway one in each lane going the exact same speed next to each other restrict the cars behind them from passing.
Mike: (on the phone) Chall at? you was posta be her fitty minits ago.
Erick: (on the phone) oh yoz I know ize on I-84 stuck behind a mexican stand-off
Mike: daaannng!
Erick: (on the phone) oh yoz I know ize on I-84 stuck behind a mexican stand-off
Mike: daaannng!
by slikfishy March 05, 2009
A temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. Most often happens between mutual friends at a party. The night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.
John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.
Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.
John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.
Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.
John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.
Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.
Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.
John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.
Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.
John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.
Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.
by rogerthewhale September 10, 2010
When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.
My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.
by David Kenney November 08, 2007
When two men stand facing each other and give each other western handjobs, each racing to try and ejaculate on the other person first.
Eric: Hey dude, Anything going on tonight?
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.
Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.
Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!
by Ultimatefgt November 05, 2013
When you’re playing online with randoms all night, and you part ways at 5am to never see or speak to them again.
Me: “Damn bro, I had a badass gamer one night stand last night!”
Friend: “What was his name?”
Me: “Who cares? He sure could handle a BR tho.”
Friend: “What was his name?”
Me: “Who cares? He sure could handle a BR tho.”
by Pkan July 11, 2020
A 'one night stand' is defined as "Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again." A 'passionate one night stand' is just that, but with more passion and the act that you 2 are the couple that you 2 aren't. *not really 4 horny ppl*
"jenna told me about the passionate one night stand she had with mark last night; he had made her dinner held her in his arms afterwards."
by Bexters June 14, 2006