mud for his duck

To get laid, have sex, to fuck, or otherwise wet your willie.

He got a little mud for his duck.

by hardsaltydog January 3, 2006

mud sandwich

the act of eating out a woman while she is taking a shit

Dude i just totally ate her mud sandwich. yumm!!!

by pimpdadyv July 10, 2010

Mud flap

The male scrotum (balls); What men use to keep mud (shit) off of ones penis while dropping a wicked doo-doo bomb.

Man, I had some wicked diarrhea last night; I'd have doo-doo all over dick, if it weren't for my mud flap!

by billy_banana May 23, 2010

mud flower

the stinky hole that they call your ass

I tipped her over and stuffed it in her mud flower.

by F.A. November 15, 2003

Mud eater

Derogatory term for an extremely biggoted person from the South, who acts in a condescending or even threatening way towards anyone not of Anglo-Saxon, Anglo-Celtic ancestry.

Word often used by Blacks, who have the misfortune of running into someone who is biggoted.

The term originates from the practice in some Southern states of eating kaolin, a kind of clay which is said to ease digestion.

Did you hear that mud eater? Couldn't stop talking about how the Mexicans were stealing his job. Did you hear what he called Thomas? The nerve of that asshole!

by Alan May 9, 2004

Mud Flaps

noun. From the latin phrase mudicus flappinus; when a female gets feces caked on her floppy meat wings after several bouts of alternating anal, followed by vaginal, intercourse.

She had some serious mud flaps after our two stroke piston pump.

by Trucker09 June 10, 2010

mud butt

Mud Butt: when shit basically drops out of your ass as soon as you hit the toilet. a muddy consistency, extremely wet shit and/or thick diahrea

a good example would be to eat 5 beef and bean burritos W/LOTS OF HOT SAUCE from taco bell or any generic texmex restuarant. Another example is the bag of fecies in the "mud butt" episode of The Chapelle Show

by stu lanely April 23, 2006