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Blumpkin Patch

A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!
Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.
by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010
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Cabbage Patcher

Bloated face,pinky red in colour,coarse filthy hair with inverted top and bottom lips,reminiscent of the popular childrens stuffed toy.There are both male and female Cabbage Patchers.
by Richbarter00 January 27, 2011
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whipped-cream-eye-patch

the act that has taken place when a man has exhausted his load onto his partners eye and surrounding face.
LUCY: "how was your date last night Diane?"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"
by fringe tickler November 9, 2010
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patches

A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The vaginae typically congregate underneath the armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.
Person: Hey, Patches, what's up? I can see a vagina protruding from your sleeve.

Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.
by Brejusjiguis December 2, 2007
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The Cabbage Patch

that nasty ass area of GP park near Detroit where the houses are under $200,000 and there is a 1 in 50,000 chance of getting shot. As opposed to the usual odds of getting shot in grosse pointe (equalivelent to winning the lottery).
Haha you poor bastard you live in the cabbage patch.

Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq

Ewwww, the cabbage patch.
by nigga big hemp June 1, 2006
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wolf patch

A lone patch of hair on a man's asscheek.
Hey man, check out my wolf patch. I need to N'air it
by jdoz April 3, 2006
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snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
by RNPS April 30, 2008
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