Asscheek 

A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.

1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek"

2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"

Asscheek by Boooooollocks October 2, 2005

Asscheek the player 

A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player

Asscheek the player fingered himself

Asscheek the player by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016

Asscheek booty 

The lumps of fat hanging off of your booty that sexually arouse some individuals.
It is also where you get spanked.

Person 1: Dude I saw my first asscheek booty today!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah!

Asscheek booty by Salem, Massachusetts July 17, 2021

nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks

Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

nigga asscheek walmart by ig: meme.maniac__ May 25, 2019

wilburs_right.asscheek 

A good moot and makes funny content

wilburs_right.asscheek has the best TikTok account

wilburs_right.asscheek by Olie592 December 28, 2021

tasteless asscheek 

When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.

This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.

Person 1: you know what your stupid.
Person 2: well your a tasteless asscheek

tasteless asscheek by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017

titanium asscheek 

Like a regular ass cheek but extremely strong and in shape. Nothing can break it.

"Dude, I've been working out. Come feel my titanium asscheek!"

titanium asscheek by MORMONGURL8585 October 29, 2017